I hate living like an animal.
(I won’t be living here for much longer, so I cannot justify the purchase.)
There’s some on Amazon that are sub-$100 that work well!
This post sent from atop my bidet
I am thankfully not USAyan.
Real glad to know you keep your butthole clean and free of tp-induced mechanical damage. I wish it was me. 🥲
When you move, holler and I can help ya look for a good one!
Thank you, however, it honestly looks like I’ll be homeless and jobless, so I doubt I’ll be able to get it. ^ ^’
Spray that water on your bunghole, feels good huh kid? AH hit the spot.
I’ve never done bidet tbh, so idk how it feels, but idk if my butthole is too soft or sth, but I quite frequently suffer mechanical damage from tp, and I don’t buy the rough one. :/
Baby wipes are good for a tender b-hole, might hold you over until the bidet.
I’ve read they’re not safe for flushing, so I don’t buy them.
Yeah you gotta throw them in the trash, it’s honestly not that big a deal but it is wasteful I suppose.
With possible skidmarks? A hell naw
If you’re worried about the smell, in my experience the scent of the wipe far overpowers the scent of the poo. As for the visual part (or just the squick factor of having exposed poo in your trashcan), I find that the combination of using a lidded trashcan and folding the wipes carefully before throwing them away makes it a non-issue.
Joe Bidet
I have one of the relatively cheap ones that just screws onto the toilet, and it was without exaggeration one of the best purchases I ever made. Absolutely life changing. Get one, and take it with you when you move out.
If your bathroom has a shower, that works too. Bonus points for a detachable shower head.
Unless much longer means <2 weeks or something, get one of those bidets you can install between the closet and the seat. They’re reasonably thin, so they usually don’t mess up the seat.
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Good, a civilized American prbly…
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You could also use a lota. Or like, squeeze a water bottle
If you get the bum gun kind you can clean it and take it with you without much hassle.
I would like a free bidet but Mao already did
Bid-they, Te-bet, how does that joke work…
You could always get a peri bottle, the thing used to help people clean up during their post-natal recovery.
Find one of these disc top cap containers, usually used for shampoo, and use it as your temporary spray bidet, if you’re on the cheap…
(Fill it up with water and then open it up, then carefully yet somewhat quickly, clean yourself with it)
Use slickdeals to find one on sale. You can get them for as low as 20$ and a cheap one isn’t really going to perform much worse. They take minutes to install and deinstall. Don’t have a poopy butthole
I’d say it’s worth springing for one with a heating element. There’s a huge difference spraying cold vs hot water on your asshole.
It’s just a matter of habit. And I prefer my water free of electricity.
I’ve got a travel bidet for when I’m on the road that was like 10 bucks. It doesn’t have the pressure of my home bidet, but it helps.
