The thumbnail made me think that Russia was announcing that they now have Dr Manhattan
Dr. Moscow, the superman exists and he’s Russian.
It’s been done
Super red man son
It’s good. In fact, it’s the only good think Millar has ever worked on.
“A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?”
- Vladimir Putin, probably
It’s because the vaccine was revealed to him in a dream.
It’s so sad Putin died of Ligma
Maybe the rumors about Putin having cancer are true, and this is what the scientists told him to not accidentally fall out of a window.
Technically, the amount of russians dying from cancer has gone down. This of course goes hand in hand with a rise in acute lead poisoning in Ukraine.
Death is definitely one way to cure someone’s cancer.
They don’t use lead in ammunition any more.
Huh, that’s a new one for me. Who told you that?
Fuckin lead industry propaganda ;)
Huh?
Or was it pencils… So hard to remember…
Well, we’re all not getting any younger.
The vaccine just kills you, can’t have cancer if you’re dead! /s
Is it as good as your Covid vaccine?
They need a falling-out-of-the-window vaccine.
Quick! I need the falling from a buildin…splat!
I wrote splat! LOL, it’s a really tall building 🏢.
Imagine if this was true lmao russia just cures all cancers. Honestly the world has been so bass ackwards lately that it almost makes a non-sense kind of sense
Since I only need “Cow wins Nobel Prize” for a bingo on this card I would be so pissed if this is true.
They’ve
discoveredstolen HPV vaccines? Good on them!They developed what might be the first cancer vaccine. USA government source.
I know you’re being sarcastic, but vaccines against cancer-causing oncoviruses are not what’s usually meant by “cancer vaccines” (though some people will sometimes use the phrase “cancer vaccines” to include that).
Cancer vaccines are more typically things like Imlygic which sets the immune system against melanoma.
They developed what might be the first cancer vaccine
If by “they” you mean Russia, that’s not what your source says. It’s a press release about Agenus (a US company) licensing their vaccine for production and sale in Russia.
they have entered into a license, development and manufacturing technology transfer agreement for Agenus’ Oncophage® (HSPPC-96; vitespen) vaccine
Cool story blyat
Such a shame they don’t have a “dying in a pointless war” vaccine.
“Cancer diagnoses decrease rapidly for russian men who run 500m without cover”
Wait wasn’t this the premise of FarCry 6?
Starting to sound like North Korea over there, i mean it makes sense since North Korea has been supplying them with slaves for years.
Exciting field for the next few years: we’ll probably see a bunch of new cancer vaccines coming out.
Funny how the covid epidemic spurred our understanding of immunology and vaccines.
