Unfortunately my arsehole doesn’t take kindly to being bothered unlubed.
Then you shouldn’t have had it circumcised
And leave my pink sock flapping around in the wind? No thanks!
Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you’re good to go
Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester
I think you accidentally followed the instructions correctly.
I think the intent is to leave the ice cube tray at room temp
Ah, boring.
I mean, you do you. If you’re into that sort of thing a cold water enema would probably do the same thing better though
Well now I’m just not sure that’s true, and it certainly depends on what you’re going for. It stands to reason that cold water in an enema has a lot more surface area and will thus dissipate heat much more quickly than a very cold cube of coconut oil, especially if it’s cold in the center.
Plus an enema won’t provide lubrication, if that’s what is desired.
It freezes at room temp so you can wait for it to freeze out on the counter, or if you’re in a hurry use the fridge for extra speed but not freezing temps. Don’t need to keep it in the fridge tho
Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.
So you made coconut-oil ice cubes for sexlube and then never used them? Did I stumble into /r/deadbedrooms?
I just assumed they popped one in their mouth and applied it orally as needed instead.
That is close to the correct answer. I used my tongue, then my hands with the oil.
Nah, you put it in your butt lol
No need for lube shooters, easy way to get a bunch of lube in there easy. Overkill for regular anal but if you’re using large/deep toys it’s very nice
I meant the person who said they did everything except put it in their butt.
Though now the thought just occurred to me that you can do this with those novelty ice cube trays as well. Bullet shaped ones for easy insertion, skull shaped ones for Halloween, whatever floats your boat.
Wait, if you don’t put the cubes in your butt then how are you using them lol
I’ve had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here
Mhmmm, accidental coconut oil coca-cola for the whole family. Don’t ask what is up with the ice cube tray.
If you like your lube fizzy I’m not gonna judge
Ok but w/e you do do NOT use ANY oil with silicone toys. Your (plastic) dick will literally melt.
Coconut oil is fine with platinum cure silicone toys. Silicone based lubes will fuck em up though
Just go slow and use pre
I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they’re removed. Turns out they formed a gang.
Calamari night at the buffet
bruh
knew it was sus they went so far out of their way to make it look like squid
Cosmetics, apparently: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/
I never asked for this
I’m cut and I don’t need lube. Like don’t just mash it bro/sis
Based comment.
Lmao same
We’re a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?
Bitter, like blue cheese.
I guess need is debatable, but lube makes it better anyway. Why wouldn’t you want lube?
More cleanup
Guys normally need a cleanup either way, no?
Eh depends often I jerk it on the toilet so I don’t have to clean up at all. And if I feel particularly lazy I can just nut in my foreskin and walk to a toilet and release it into the bowl.
The birthing method, nice
No we are able to aim, like at a strip of TP for example. No mess no cleanup
I cannot believe we didn’t leave this MRA circumcision bullshit on reddit.
Ya’ll care way too much about your fucking dicks
“Genital mutilation doesn’t matter because men can’t be victims” is what I read there. Get the fuck out of here with that sexist bullshit.
It’s also just completely ignoring the fact that trans women exist. Circumcision can negatively affect bottom surgery outcomes.
Not much of a fan of “men (only) deserve bodily autonomy because trans women exist” either, though.
Wasn’t trying to imply that. I’m a really strong opponent of circumcision no matter who they grow up to be.
And you are reading way too much into a shitpost meme
Why are you against informed consent for cosmetic surgery?
i do care about my dick
ironic of.you to hate on reddit, being so serious abt stuff like redditors are
Fellas, is it sexist to be against mutilating infants?
True North strong and free
Well True North Strong, for sure. Given my kinks? Free aint so common
You get what you pay for?
No foreskin and no lubricant, just scabs from ripping the skin
Scabs for her pleasure™
I just risk ripping the skin. It is what it is
Imagine having an inferior penis aesthetic 💀
This post was made by the cut gang
At least I’m all natural. Imagine having your body parts cut without actually good reason
No, but for real, I think it’s really cool how you all body shame people who didn’t have a choice in how their body parts look. Really virtuous, you guys.
In case you can’t tell, that was sarcasm you fucking “progressive” losers.
My comment was just untasteful joke about weird healthcare system of usa. I didnt mean to attack against anyone or bodyshame people. It’s fucked up how that is done to people at young age without consent
Agreed. And I wasn’t just talking about you. There’s a lot of distasteful and nasty sentiment in this comment section.
body shame people
inferior penis aesthetic
I was obviously satirizing the shitty shit post in my first comment.
Didn’t seem so obvious to me, looked more like just doing the same thing back.
Perfect post ngl
My circumcised bros, can you really not fap without lotion?
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