Frfr this is a great opportunity for the dm to tpk them and make them start new characters in the post apocalyptic world where they have to survive and take down the crime lord while figuring out how the world went to shit. Paint their old characters as amoral monsters who’s lust for wealth above all else caused the collapse of society.

Good god lemon.

Your party 3 sessions from now

No, that one is burned into my eyes forever.

It’s interesting that they decided to carve it with missing teeth.

Ya, I remember the first time I went on rotten and my young mind was not prepared for it. Honestly I miss the good old days when the most shocking thing was lemonparty and tubgirl.

I think he doesn’t even hear what they are actually saying.

Oh my she is so smol! I have a flame point I kidnapped/rescued as a kitten from my driveway and she is small too. I wonder if that breed is just small.

Umm annon that was not the wild web. The wild web was in the 90’s and early 00’s. That was truly the wild web.

You can go fuck yourself because they are great on their own or mixed in yogurt.

You kind of can, but for the most part, it is better to just not engage unless they are showing themselves to be an open and honest interlocutor.

I really, really dislike that they used the word aroma when describing the smell.

Now, to be fair, to the letter X, the X-men are not evil.

It’s almost like not starting a war in 500 years and being as neutral as possible lead to being a stable country.

Oh and 3 seconds on Google proves you wrong. Switzerland is the best and most stable economy and country in the world… again. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/2023-09-06/steady-switzerland-is-once-again-the-worlds-best-country

We have had 2 assassination attempts on someone running for the highest public office in the country in 3 months. One of the people currently running for office who has a chance at winning tried lost the last election they were in and then tried to take over the government by force.

Our country is not stable.

I would much rather invest in a more stable country like Sweeden or Switzerland.

Oh my she looks so small… or are you just huge?

I liked the castlevania one about how it’s just a shape that confuses their vision for some reason.

I just surrendered a stray I fostered 2 weeks ago that looked just like them. Cute little bugger

So I know this is satire but I wouldn’t buy a us bond. I would much rather buy one from a stable country.