That’s based af. I hate the American/Anglo flat lawn vibe of the west. It’s shit for local wildlife and biodiversity and creates a pocket industry of amateur pesticides and lawn care products which just shouldn’t be needed. Wildflowers and natural fauna all the way.
As soon as I escape apartment living and get my own house, I plan to rip up every square inch of flat lawn my dog doesn’t need for shitting and athletics and replacing it with flowers, fruits, vegetables, and trees yielding edibles for the wildlife and my family. And if some NIMBY home owners org or shitty neighbors try and complain that my garden is lower home values I swear I’ll be planting all kinds of passive aggressive plants like:
the Bradford Pear tree, smells exactly like cum when it blooms
Bamboo, which launches underground ‘shoots’ and can spread to neighboring yards
Cockleburs, which will stick to anything they touch, great to plant at your property edge for your neighbor to brush up against when they mow their boring ass lawn
Devil’s Tongue (the primary name of this plant sounds racist, but the alternative name I chose to use is also the same plant. It is also sometimes called Elephant Yam), which produces a corpse smell even though they are beautiful visually
But, if my neighbors and whatever association is in the area plays nice, then I won’t have to waste my time planting these revenge plants and can instead plant more food yielding plants, then give out my excess yields to neighbors.
I’m referring to the lily name, but konjac is another name as well. Anytime I hear or read about it, it’s always been referred to by the lily name, but that name seems like it has racist roots or something, so I prefer to avoid it and opt for Devil’s Tongue since it sounds fucking cool.
That’s based af. I hate the American/Anglo flat lawn vibe of the west. It’s shit for local wildlife and biodiversity and creates a pocket industry of amateur pesticides and lawn care products which just shouldn’t be needed. Wildflowers and natural fauna all the way.
The flatter the lawn the flatter the ass, you can’t explain that
That’s literally it as well 😮💨
As soon as I escape apartment living and get my own house, I plan to rip up every square inch of flat lawn my dog doesn’t need for shitting and athletics and replacing it with flowers, fruits, vegetables, and trees yielding edibles for the wildlife and my family. And if some NIMBY home owners org or shitty neighbors try and complain that my garden is lower home values I swear I’ll be planting all kinds of passive aggressive plants like:
But, if my neighbors and whatever association is in the area plays nice, then I won’t have to waste my time planting these revenge plants and can instead plant more food yielding plants, then give out my excess yields to neighbors.
Don’t fuck with gardeners!
This “Devil’s Tongue”? Isn’t the primary name “konjac”? Or do you mean the “lily” name
I’m referring to the lily name, but konjac is another name as well. Anytime I hear or read about it, it’s always been referred to by the lily name, but that name seems like it has racist roots or something, so I prefer to avoid it and opt for Devil’s Tongue since it sounds fucking cool.
It does sound cool
“Revenge plants” I’ve never heard such a fantastic term 👏
I still find it wild America has home owner associations that police what people can do in their own homes. Fucking wild.