You won, Gorbachev. Enjoy your Pizza Hut, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Gorbachev. You ruined my Socialist Soviet Republic and the economy of Easter Europe completely so you could have the pizza hut, and I hope now you can spend some money on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Gorbachev, take your pizza and get out of my country.

Rest in Piss.

  • Arthur BesseA
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    212 years ago

    He actually lived long enough to see the end of Russia’s PizzaHut-having era.