Cats do be mental in their drive to escape. Everything you need is here, cat. Stay pls.

Compared to you living in a country in active war, my day’s pretty good. Apparently a big yacht is docking close to where I live and some people said we should egg the thing. It started out as a joke but I think it will get a bit more serious the later it gets. It’s owned by some British billionaire twat I believe.