• SudoDnfDashY
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    Employee: Ok guys, what should we do in terms of hardware requirements?

    Bill Gates: What about webcams?

    Employee: What about em?

    Bill Gates: They they should be required.

    Employee: Why?

    Bill Gates, his 2 inch cock growing under the table: It makes perfect sense. They should be on at all times.

    Employee: What good would that do for windows?

    Bill Gates: I’m not saying it’ll do anything for Windows.

    Bill Gates, now throbbing hard: What I’m saying, is that some people just need to be watched.

    ** Employee:** Sir, I’m not sure we can do that.

    ** Bill Gates, more erect than he’s ever been in his life:** What’s wrong? I just want to watch them.

    ** Bill gates:** They’ll go about their business, not a care in the world, as I sit there and observe.

    Employee: Mister Gates, you cannot be serious.

    ** Bill Gates, as his voice falls to a faint whisper while he shoots his load:** Please, make it a requirement. I just want to look at them.

    And so, Webcams were made a hardware requirement.

    • @Zerush
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      2 years ago

      Common mistake, Bill Gates is only the co-founder of MS, and since 2000 he has not been on the board of this company, he was replaced until 2014 by Steve Ballner and then until today MS is chaired by Satya Nadella. Gates is occupied with his wife in a Foundation for philantropic projects (ecologism, medical, etc.) . Nothing to do with what MS is doing currently. He has donated half of his assets to humanitarian projects, leaving himself the richest man in the world for this (ok, he has not been left in poverty for this either). The greedy people in MS are others since a lot of years.

      • SudoDnfDashY
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        22 years ago

        He’s retired somewhere down in hell fucking Satan’s dick by now.

        • @Zerush
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          12 years ago

          Possible, although there are worse, anyway it hasn’t painted anything in MS for many years, it hasn’t been responsible for anything they have done for almost 10 years. He can be blamed for the crap out of Windows he put out back then, but which was nonetheless a hell of a lot less intrusive than later versions. Something similar as with Google of the pre- and post ‘Don’t be evil’