The title would make you think it’s from the onion; that is unfortunately not the case.


…so how fast can I migrate?

  • Bury The Right
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    152 years ago

    Conservatives: If you are poor you just gotta lift yourself up by the bootstraps. Murica is a free country.

    Poor Person: Well ok since I can’t afford to buy a home or rent I’ll save money by camping out instead and just maybe I might be able to start getting somewhere.

    Conservatives: Oh no you aren’t! I’m not going to let plebs like you camp out in public places and tarnish the outside appearance of this oh so great country!

    Poor Person: But…but…you said America is a free…

    Conservatives: BEGONE FILTH!