• Chaos
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    3 months ago

    So basically everytime you take a poop you have to shower…

    You mean to tell me that you rather wash your whole body every single day once or twice wether it’s summer or winter wether you left the house to do any activity or stayed at home all of this commitment just so you don’t give in and use a bidet. God Americans y’all are so special.

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      3 months ago

      I mean to tell you that I’m that regular. Once in the morning and I’m done until tomorrow.

      And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn’t?

      God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?

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          3 months ago

          I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don’t wipe it’s all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it’s in the metric system

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                So you leave poopy wipes in other people’s bathroom trash cans?

                USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.

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                  funny thing is, which shouldn’t need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could’ve saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).