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The wokes have gone too far this time...
I just heard KIDS are learning about PRONOUNS in school!!

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They teach defensive driving courses, why not offensive driving?
How am I supposed to boost my k/d ratio if I don't know how to drive offensively?

I broke up with my girlfriend because of Zodiac signs incompatibility
She is a Pisces, and I don't believe in bullshit.



Air Traffic Control just got hacked!
All their passwords were in plane text.

I was a Flat Earther for 3 years
Then I turned 4.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?
::: spoiler spoiler Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels! :::

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
::: spoiler spoiler Guardians of the Galaxy. :::

Walking worsens climate change
It increases your carbon footprint

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
Because a toothbrush works better. https://mastodon.social/@markramseydotcom/107700659008164908

I got arrested for putting two different metals in a saline solution.
Got charged with a salt and battery.

I finally got some probiotics
These amateurbiotics in my stomach just aren't cutting it.


Reality is pretty much only in your imagination...
Player: I dunno...reality is pretty much only in your imagination No one: and what is there in reality, your poor imagination? https://youtu.be/KFrv57zoPq0

What do you call a cow with no legs?
::: spoiler spoiler Ground Beef :::

Instead of going on a diet, try buying British weight loss pills!
They'll get rid of your pounds one way or another!

Help! I'm trapped in a French bakery!
There is so much pain!

From https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/pb8thl/binary_or_not_youre_still_binary/.compact


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