One of the best jokes I’ve seen is everyone with adhd accidentally answered yes to a fae asking “could I have your attention”

Don’t leave out 451 unavailable for legal reasons

Probably something out of the ending of the Argument sketch where the fuzz arrives

Would phoneticizing it as “aw” help? American English pronounces “thought” as if you added a t to ‘thaw’

Saying it’s “o” makes it sound like you mean it to be pronounced “oh”

Bone conduction earphones will let you listen to music without occluding external sound.

Part of the reason she’s bothering to be that specific is for the “dammit ratcliffe” joke, it would be unnoteworthy except in a a”genetically predisposed to” context otherwise, but by being unnecessarily specific the cumulative effect of the joke gives a bigger payoff.

Essentially the “two nickels” joke but she’s allergic to nickel

at night, when the lake is a mirror…

Starting with a consumer NAS is a good spot, they come with a lot of upfront features that are designed to be easier to use for someone who isn’t already familiar with them. I have a synology and it did all the things you describe without issue (other than struggling with transcoding video in real time) and eventually graduated the heavier tasks like media and proper VM hosting to external secondhand mini PCs while still using the NAS as a network drive to store the data. The NAS itself includes docker and an easy to use repository browser that I use for things like pinhole or WLAN controller software, it has an onboard torrent client (which can use RSS and regex to automate downloads), and it has some other light hosting services, which it’s quite capable of. Starting with “just” the NAS and adding external devices as your use case shifts is always an option. Keep in mind that the best way of upgrading a NAS’ storage is leaving a bay open and upgrading disks one by one without having it do a “hard” rebuild from parity data, so 4 bays at least is a good starting point.

If you want to start with just an off the shelf NAS as an all in one device I would recommend making sure it either has or can take additional RAM (no such thing as too much), an NVME cache (more optional but nice) and an intel processor (quicksync transcoding, though the low end cpus will definitely still struggle with trying to turn 4K into 1080 for a stream). I’d be willing to bet most of the consumer NAS devices will all support docker at this point and have similar built in feature sets. Some of the newer models will support onboard 2.5gbe which is nice but probably unnecessary for a single user or family.

External access would be more of a job for your router/firewall which would use PAT to forward connections to your internal network, so that’s outside the scope of your NAS unless you’re building a true all in one box that acts as the central hub of your entire home network.

She’s not even 60 yet

They’re outright stating the account itself is transferable if you are entitled to it, but that some content attached to the account won’t be, depending on EULA and transferability of individual software licenses.3

The people doing USA markings must have gotten a budget cut

I have the opposite problem where I’ve received zero validation and just assume anyone even attempting it is just fucking with me and can be ignored or treated as a joke

They’re basically synonyms and I’m not sure which one came first

shoots self

Instructions unclear, am dead

I’m almost certain “ope” is a clipped version of “whoops” anyway

Depends on where you live, food deserts are pretty common nowadays because it’s just assumed you can drive to the dtore

Makes me wonder how much correlation there is between “good enough” hardware emulation (e.g. old consoles) and “good enough” language models in terms of effort and computational demands

Jokes on him I’m immune to validation

While I get the concept there’s no way their numbers are accurate, 18.6 mph on flat ground on a “normal bicycle” should take less than 200 watts easily

Maybe they should blame it on the rain

I didn’t realize until now amass was worded as “an army” and the army then gains the type. So you only ever have one Army token but it can have both the orc and zombie type.