I’d say my post-administrator mental breakdown/posting about the turning number of a circle while hysterically manic is pretty deep on the iceberg.

Mood stabilizers got me down bad now though. 🥵

I’m a simple gal, I see a gun, I upvote.

a canadian peepee poopoo protest

one of our peepee poopooers drove their poopoo into oncumming peepee

:whip-it-woman: :whip-it-woman:

you’re so pure and I’m glad we’re friends

a real patriot

:angery: cummienism when 1 brand of tp

Oh boy do I fucking hate privatized toilet paper. Just fucking nationalize it already. We as a society have grown past the need to spend millions upon millions on advertisements to get you to wipe your ass with Quilted Northern, Angel Soft, Charmin, whatever. We don’t fucking NEED the Charmin Bears to tell us to wipe our asses, we will do that regardless. We don’t NEED to have toilet paper producers competing to sell us shit wiping paper. Just redirect the egregious advertising budgets and executive salaries to distribution logistics and ensure we all can wipe our fucking asses. Cacapeepeetalism.

Thank god I didn’t have to watch a three-hour breadtube video titled ‘Twin Peaks: the apotheosis of a cartoon gender archetype’ to find out this important information.

Growing up truly is realizing that all the adults in my life have been just as huge dipshits as me currently as an adult.

Damn, this is also kinda hot. 🥵

I’ve long retired. What you do with your pronouns tags is your business. 🤷‍♀️

Good thing that’s not my job anymore because you’re absolutely right.

A lot of the times I’ve experienced biphobia, I’ve found it to be rooted in relational insecurity, and outright homophobia, but also a lot of relational insecurity.
“Can’t people like you just pick one? It’s a lot easier if I only have to worry about competition from one group.”

I feel like this has to be real because weed number big funny. It’s just screams leftist humor.

Edit: I know it’s bullshit, but I REALLY want to believe it’s real because weed number do be big funny.

Updated it just for you. <3

I’m probably missing a few but it’s fine. Yes I absolutely kept a spreadsheet of people who commented. You commented, you’re getting called out. Don’t make me ask for your thoughts again. :leslie-shining:

Why is this so beautifully written though? Jesus.

Yeah, he’s OUR boyfriend now. I don’t make the rules. It’s just what the people demand.

That’s wonderful though! Sounds like you have a real keeper, pal! :)