100% this. If I had a dishwasher I wouldn’t give a flying fuck how it’s loaded- I’d just be happy to own the damn thing.

Played a couple hours. So far it slaps.

I just finished loving myself, thanks.

Well shit when you put it that way.

I don’t believe you.

Why not? You can do it for free you know.

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TIL: that intimacy coordination is a thing

Oh great, the thing no one asked for???

This. 100%. I’m self aware enough to know that a life centered on violence is not for me.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Airship pirate awareness!

ITT: A bunch of great, underrated movies.

Encryption 👏 is 👏Not 👏 a 👏 Crime 👏

This seems like a very good trade.

Based as fuck

Yes.

I needed this information today

This makes me physically upset.

Just like how growing up I had an aunt Carol who lived with her best friend for 30 years. In a one bed room apartment. And for some reason she never found a husband. Go figure.