Where the terms left and right wing came from is during the French Revolution there was a assembly and it was spit to two sides. The right side was for the old system and the left was for the revolution. Your argument sounds like a even more dumbed down version of the right wing politics being the right hand of God and that shit. You said to read a book and I have a great book.
I just realized something. There is a detail I messed. It doesn’t say “behind every…” is says “behind ALMOST every…”.