Second cousins hardly matters. Even 1st cousins only increase the chance of anomaly by 3%. 2nd cousins is background noise. If you make each other happy, go for it and let anyone who complains enjoy their divorces.

Famous last words

Tons of southern women would literally lose their entire identity if their patriarchy disappeared tomorrow

Tax them or shut the fuck up about it

This is just people who don’t fulfill someone else’s idea of who they should be so they feel they’re the wrong person.

If you’re less insecure and more confident in yourself and accepting of who you are, that would be the difference that makes you successful. Not “I grew up with a sister” or some other incel bullshit.

De-finite-ly

Curious, that doesn’t seem amazing at all. But to each their own!

Pretty dumb question ask after this particular election. Let’s see, if you had stock in a company who only sold a product once every four years, should you complain about the company and its products during the sale? Hmmm. Hmmm.

Only if you’re privileged enough that the failure of success of the sale won’t affect you. Yeah, we see you.

Today’s secret word is

#🎉 Defenestration 🎉

Those guys are simps. So much for bros before hoes.

Sounds like that should refer to whoever created the Apple

The only way a frog can levitate by itself is after it builds a complicated multimillion dollar machine and gets inside. But granted, at that point, it becomes a very impressive frog.

Except it literally was during the election.

Red State detected

Oh God please let this happen

Notice, children, how the common apostrophe from lid’s migrated all the way to its.

Isn’t nature amazing?

They spend their entire life worrying about what everyone, from their family to complete strangers, will allow or not allow them to do. Can’t imagine the stress. So glad my parents raised me to just be myself, do what I want, and tell anyone who complains to fuck off.

Tomatoes are a fruit

As an American, I demand American forced labor tomatoes!

https://www.themarshallproject.org/2024/02/03/food-prison-labor-walmart-target

How does it fuck up on bytes in and out