He should just beat the screwdriver with his face.

Best with a mean nickname…“vangoghismyboyfriend is a herbi-removed”

Where is Tim Misny in this picture???

“What a great day for capitalism!”- Maurcus

It looks like Wilders is pushing his nose up with le pen.

If we can have a hill thing called a “butte” then we can have a hill thing called a “Boobe”

Started growing mine during no-shave November 2019, and then we shut down for COVID. It was perfect timing.

I have a long beard. I would not be able to have a beard without using dandruff shampoo on it at least 3 times a week. I make sure to use beard oil right after to maintain moisture though.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I wank On company time

They had me at “Adam Driver with that haircut”

I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass

Thanks! I clicked on 2 ads trying to get the video to work on the BBC page

A carefully crafted shit take … up voted!

I’m thinking about Forza horizon 4…not sure if I will though … anyone have anything else to add about it?

Mama always said “cops are like a box of chocolates… they’ll kill your dog”

Same

Aw shit… My dude…he didn’t stutter…there are no good billionaires

I absolutely love the game. I’m going to watch this movie with very low expectations and I think I’ll be happy.

39 yrs here. I got my kid a gaming laptop for Christmas, but then I bought all the old Halo games for it for myself. I just got an Xbox controller for it this weekend and it has been a wonderful experience.

You’ll punch someone in the face if you have to poop? Sounds like an irritable bowel disorder