Perfect

How’s their bread?

Y’all need to start rubbing your ass on decoy food. Go ahead, eat my butt croissant.

My anxiety anxiety

I just boof a tampon soaked in 151 to start my day

I want this inside me

Always has been

This triggered my anxiety a bit

As someone who’s currently rolling a nut log, this has come full circle. If only Nintendo could see me stream their games to my phone while I churn some fresh colon sausage.

Is it served with egg nog? wtf

I saw this posted as well and it took every fiber of my being to not comment.

Your comment inspired me to buy ball powder, thanks friend

Thanks!

Fungus Humongous is my new band name

Sorry for your loss. RIP Diane

As a Tesla owner, Autopilot is sketchy AF sometimes

You’re welcome! Sorry to hear about your fur babies. I’ve lost two as well.

Very much so. As people have mentioned there’s a lot of good advice here. A Nintendo Switch might be worth checking out as a starting point. It’s handheld and can also connect to your TV to play on a larger screen.

Work on the stay and sit command. Your dog shouldn’t get a treat for stay until you’ve walked all the way back to them without them running up to you. It takes time and some practice but you should eventually be able to get your dog to sit and stay, allowing you to step back a bit for the photo. Olivia is extremely food driven so she’s been fairly easy to train.

Treats, so many treats