Also make me check each post for stolen memes from Reddit like r/TrueAnon and r/TheDeprogram.
Oh, I think I see one now. . .
Welcome to Hexbear, I love you.
I was told not to tell anymore people on the site that I love them.
Dictator mods strike again.
I sent one of the mods a love song that was a remixed cover of Sheer Terror titled “Just Can’t Love Enough” and they said they’re “this close” to doxxing me to the site and hoping a fed picks my ass off like a goomba in 1-1.
You call me positive
Crave my loving touchI can’t stand living
Without you
And I just can’t love enough
They’re making me work Christmas.
And I’m not getting time-and-a-half! Bastards.
#Medicare4U
Do I have to show my receipt on the way out?
I love my AARP homies
love consuming a sockhop with my egg cream
I thought sockhops and IHOP were the same thing until I was 64.
they are
IHOP keeps telling me to put shoes on but maybe that’s some sort of joke like those restaurants that cut your tie off.
This is true. We held a vote.
Are you old enough to still have the smiley stickers?
That’s a little demeaning. I love it.
Tell me something only someone over 60 would know
I’m going to make eye contact and tell you to have a wonderful evening even though i know I’m basically a walking crime spree with how much stuff I’ve stolen.