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minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·11 months agoBorn to shit Refuse to wipe
minus-squareEsoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 months agoi dont have one of those fancy bidets with the air dryer built in so i still gotta use Capitalism Paper to dry the old pooper off
minus-squaretheposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoTwerk yourself dry
minus-squareProgrammer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoAnd if you don’t have one just get in the shower and use the max pressure
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months ago it’s all pipes!
Bidet
Born to shit
Refuse to wipe
i dont have one of those fancy bidets with the air dryer built in so i still gotta use Capitalism Paper to dry the old pooper off
Twerk yourself dry
And if you don’t have one just get in the shower and use the max pressure
it’s all pipes!
Water bill and capital cost of bidet