• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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      1 year ago

      He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.

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        1 year ago

        So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

        Sounds brutal 😆

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        1 year ago

        Bernie at the vending machine:

        checks wallet

        Aw damn, no monies

        takes a few quarters from behind ear