PLEASE READ FULL DESCRIPTION BEFORE CONTACTING ME OR MY BROKER! This is an small two bedroom home (ENTIRE HOME) for rent in LYNN Massachusetts. 800 square feet, small but functional and quaint....
I don’t know where to begin so I guess I’ll just jump in anywhere. If you require people to pay for their drug test and credit score reports, you can’t tell them how much it costs lmao they’re allowed to pick their provider.
What about lawn care and snow removal being the tenants responsibility. At the same time no using the yard. The fuck? I find it very difficult to believe this is not satire.
I don’t know where to begin so I guess I’ll just jump in anywhere. If you require people to pay for their drug test and credit score reports, you can’t tell them how much it costs lmao they’re allowed to pick their provider.
Alternatively: “yeah here’s your drug test” pisses on the landlord’s shoes
5 minute shower times and no extravagant shopping trips was my favorite part.
What about lawn care and snow removal being the tenants responsibility. At the same time no using the yard. The fuck? I find it very difficult to believe this is not satire.