My guess: Dennis would not get the vaccine. The golden god isn’t susceptible to disease, his body would overpower it in an instant. He catches it from mac later in the episode and almost dies, but still refuses to get the vaccine, considering it a fluke.

Dee would be mad at everyone for not getting it, then get only the first dose of the vaccine and catch it from dennis.

Mac wouldn’t get it bc jesus. He’d then almost kill himself with ivermectin.

Charlie would believe mac, but not take ivermectin because it might turn him into a horse. He catches it after mac.

Frank would get the vaccine, but lie about it and push wolf cola as a cure to the public, or make bank by investing in funeral home futures or something. He starts a campaign telling old people that god wouldn’t want them to get vaccinated. He’s the only one that doesn’t catch it in the episode.

Main reason I like the show is that I can never come up the bizarreness that they come up with lol

It’s been established that Charlie used to get all the vaccines and wear that bubble suit, so it would be funny to have Charlie be the reasonable one following all the guidelines and precautions.

I thought they had dennis be the only one not to get the stabbo last season?

Based on the facial expressions and clothes, I’d say the episode would be one where they start their own evangelical program on a local TV network to make money