He cited, as supposed evidence, the decline of national church attendance and the rise of LGBTQ youth — the fact, Johnson lamented, that “one-in-four high school students identifies as something other than straight.”

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    I cannot believe how every day more insane shit comes out about him. Lying about his finances, homophobia/transphobia, it just keeps going

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      That’s the rub, ain’t it. I understand that these religious world views are their reality, but more and more people are snapping out of it and coming into a more secular state, a common reality. But it is truly worrisome that there are these powerful wingnuts out there that are trying to claw us back into their reality, as if to say “you don’t know any better, I am a light of God and I will show you the path, whether you like it or not.” Motherfucke,r I don’t give a rat’s ass about your “christian” views and how I am somehow divinely mandated to oblige it because you say so. I guarantee that my morality is more Christian than yours, and that most of us just want to go about our lives in peace and not waging holy war against those who aren’t in lockstep with our views.

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        Except in many countries, these guys seized power and kept it. Iran, Afghanistan… This is what’s happening in the US right now. If there’s no pushback hard, soon, I really don’t think you will still be a democracy in 10 years.

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          Trust me I know, and many of us are aware of the precarious situation we are in. The problem is that a significant chunk of the US are actively cheering them on and agree that the US are turning into a nation of “heretics,” and then there are probably a good 80% of the population that are successfully programmed to be triggered into hot-button topic debates that miss the big picture. I’m all for doing something, but no one can agree on what to do despite knowing something is wrong. Bread and circuses.

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              All good man, much obliged.

              I hope we can figure it out and achieve Star Trek future, it’s just curious how we’d pull ourselves out of the mess we’re currently consumed by.

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    beginning to believe his christo-fascist bullshit and Tuberville’s logjam on top military brass are both preambles to the 2025 project the fucking Heritage Foundation is promoting.

    Imagine for just one fucking second that an liberal group produced that fucking seditious, anti-american trash plan? There need to be hearings about this shit: your plan is to gut the government, deploy the military and set up camps day 1? WHAT THE FUCK?

    THERE NEED TO BE HEARINGS ABOUT THIS SHIT.

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        In a country where there are 410m+ guns and 330m people I can’t endorse the ‘go get a gun’ theory of democratic government. Yes, people should defend themselves, but damn, adding shit-tons more guns doesn’t seem like a solution. Massive respect for John Brown gun clubs and the like, but (prior service army) I recoil at the fetishization of firearms as a ‘culture’ of anything but more gun violence killing kids and other innocents.

        edit: sorry about your cows.

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            a firearm per person should be enough for that. A NINETY MILLION FIREARM SURPLUS isn’t necessary to become ungovernable. It’s become ungovernable in a civil society.

            come on, tell me you don’t have one shirt, one hat, some piece of FLAIR that has an AR silhouette on it?

            COME ON. Don’t lie. You act like it’s patriotism and there’s something very sick going on there.

            You wouldn’t defend it otherwise.

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              Hey man, it’s nerdy, it’s like how some camgirls have a dildo collection, it’s culture for people with money to spare and little time to invest

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                bet those dildos get used by someone with proficiency and an eye toward safety.

                Unlike firearms.

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              Actually it’s Marxism, not patriotism. And no I dont fetish guns; I’ve lost some people to them. I just know what happens when everyone just sits around grumbling while fascism takes over. Now tell me how we should protect free speech for fascists and how that will stop them. Cone on, don’t lie.

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                Cone on

                cone off. cone on, cone off, either way it’s a stupid fucking argument. let’s follow your choo-choo train of thought: how many is enough then? 500m? 700m?

                how many firearms should I have access to between the shitter and the shower for safety, son? tell me you own stock in colt without saying so already.

                I just know what happens when everyone just sits around grumbling while fascism takes over.

                sure bud. you can’t hear it, but I’m rolling my eyes at your experience. good luck with that.

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        Y’all armed up, right?

        Take a good look at Palestine right now. Or the before and after images of Syria. Or Ukraine.

        Guerilla groups with guns fighting against national armed forces pretty much means everything getting destroyed.

        And unlike in all those areas, in the US most states are sitting on several nukes.

        Additionally, you’d be a fool to think that domestic civil war wouldn’t spiral into a world war as foreign powers got involved in picking sides or trying to move in seeing a weakened superpower.

        So when we discuss the idea of the US taking up arms against one another in 2024, what we are really discussing is likely the catalyst to the next use of nuclear weapons and the fall of large swaths of civilization.

        We really need to stop fetishizing magical thinking, and that includes gun owners’ fantasy of successfully fighting a modern civil conflict in the country with more military spending than the next top spenders combined.

        That gun is going to be real useful when an unmanned drone drops a bomb on your house.

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            Are you really telling me that in modern civil wars bombs aren’t going to be ‘wasted’?

            You do know that Syria is a civil war, right?

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              So you know then what to expect when the fascists take power. And they WILL take power, because Democrats will let them. And you know who wants you disarmed?..the guys that keep saying Democrats want to disarm you.

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    Hey, Mike. Prove your god exists.

    I have no reason to fear something that isn’t demonstrably real. And neither do you.

    Sincerely, an ex-fundigelical.

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      You don’t even have to make that challenge. The god you and I used to believe in can’t even pass its own ethical scrutiny, even if there were a deity like that it would be a cruel and evil one

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        I often say that the Christian mythos makes a lot more sense if you presume their god is evil or at least a trickster.

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          Or really, if they just drop the claim that he’s somehow better than humans. He acts like I’d expect your average asshole to act.

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            Even if real, this is the primary reason I wouldn’t spend any worship time on his behalf any more than I would for Trump. Fuck them both.

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              ESPECIALLY if real. If he doesn’t exist, that’s just humans doing their religion thing. If he (Yahweh in particular) does, the universe is controlled by a petulant manchild, which really sucks.

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    I wish the rapture was real so the rest of us could just get on with our lives without these manipulative greedy fucks

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      It probably was real, but only like 6 folks made the cut, so nobody noticed, and we’re all just living through the tribulations like it’s nothing

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      The only thing that would be the icing on the cake would all of these “Christians” would still be firmly on planet earth while everyone of the LGBTQ Alphabet would ascend. I know I am being hyperbolic but people can understand what I am getting at.

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      If I told an evangelical to “go rapture yourself”, would that be a threat or incitement to self harm?

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    To think if this man hadn’t accepted a nomination for the speaker of the house we would have never known how wack-a-doodle the man is. So crazy he doesn’t even have a savings, checking or retirement account because he is so crazy and modest.

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      Not just that, but who else is avoiding scrutiny by not being speaker? People missed everything about Santos until after the election, basically.

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      I just want to know where his congressional paycheck goes. Seems like a simple question for the press to ask and for him to answer.

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        He has been asked since he became speaker and instead of answering he talked about being a man of “modest means”. Everyone now knows he’s hiding something, and quite possibly broken the law a few times, so now we just wait. Either investigative journalism will give us the answers or a government inquiry will. Hopefully in the interim nothing bad happens.

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    “And I’m the one to deliver it!”

    Why is it that everyone who thinks their god wants to punish someone takes it upon themselves to do the punishing? Is god so fucking weak that he wants to punish us, but can’t do it himself? If god wants to punish us, let him do it and Mike Johnson can stay the fuck out of it.

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      The grand irony is how literal a violation of the third commandment this is. This shit right here is what taking the Lord’s name in vain really means.

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      Narcissism. The US is basically a factory for them. American exceptionalism and all.

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        The thing about American Christian’s is that they’re all different denominations/sects so even if they’re getting along now, they won’t for long. Furthermore Christians are not devout in any way. It’s mind boggling. They might go to Church but don’t follow any of the Bible teachings. In fact the people in church are usually much worse on average when it comes to morality

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    Who gives a shit if 1 in 4 high schools identifies as something other than straight?

    How about focus on the actual commandments Jesus taught, which by the way, were: “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind” and “Love your neighbor as yourself”. FFS.

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      In their mind they do. “Love the sinner, not the sin” is what they always say. They think them caring about the person being less gay is them “loving them”

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      They use the first to bridge right into the things that overrule the second.

      Loving God means fearing Him, following all the commandments and heading the cautions of a reprobate nation and what happens. After all that fear and anger, there’s not as much room to hear about love in a meaningful, non-sublimate-y way.

      Some Christians make it work and genuinely care. They aren’t the noisiest and they aren’t what we see from Christian nationalists.

      I will say, caring means caring, regardless of the faith of the recipient. Jesus said nothing about faith testing the poor.

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    Hey Mike Johnson, stop grunting for the sun to come up every morning and just touch the monolith. It did wonders for the rest of us apes.

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      I dunno, they seemed to be just chilling until they did that and started murdering each other.

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    Why does he care so much what kids identify as? its a little C R E E P Y

    He certainly has been depraved, of fulfilling his dark fantasies since epstein got clocked out and the new ranch owners snuffed him, i bet.

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        His wife is fairly concerned about how he’s been angry at his co-workers and staff lately… “This can’t be platonic or professional, or could it?”

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    How does anyone look at that picture, and think those people are perfectly normal?
    How does anyone listen to Mike Johnson without concluding that man is crazy?
    I’ll tell you how, the only way is that they themselves are crazy too!

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    Church used to feast with their people like 120 days out of the year.

    Now pastors buy jet planes and mock those that didn’t help them do it.

    Make churches a place people want to share their lives and they will. otherwise we get enough teaching from how the profits look from here.

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      I’m Jewish and thus not an expert on Jesus, but from what I know if Biblical Jesus were to appear in the US today, the only reason he’d enter one of these churches would be to flip over some tables.