Well, you’ve heard of fortified 🍞 bread. You have it in sandwiches 🥪 or with milk 🥛. But wouldn’t you rather have fiftified bread? How about sixtified bread, that must be way better. Why always fortified? Or how about it it got better each year? You know, today it’s fortified, next year it’s fortisixed?

This is an original joke. You’ve heard it only here! Exclusive… I’ll see my self out.