The only memorable thing Zelensky has literally ever done in his life is pretend to play the piano with his penis. I challenge any mentally sane person to, off the top of their head, come up with a Zelensky quote. Seriously, the dude’s bland as fuck
I got one! “Allow me to adress the one man, upon whom depends the future of Ukraine, if not the whole world - Vladimir Vladimirovich…” - Zelensky in KVN (Russian comedy show) in 2001.
The only memorable thing Zelensky has literally ever done in his life is pretend to play the piano with his penis. I challenge any mentally sane person to, off the top of their head, come up with a Zelensky quote. Seriously, the dude’s bland as fuck
That’s just the thing, we’re being told he’s this great wartime leader but he hasn’t done anything.
I got one! “Allow me to adress the one man, upon whom depends the future of Ukraine, if not the whole world - Vladimir Vladimirovich…” - Zelensky in KVN (Russian comedy show) in 2001.
i want a ride, i mean i need ammo
“Who am I?” - Zelensky circa 2020