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minus-squareempireOfLove@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·edit-28 months agoGreen I can handle being the weird dude that takes super loud shits in public bathrooms. That’ll just make people leave me alone. I can’t handle making my girlfriend feel like shit every time we’re intimate. That would be debilitating to our relationship.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·edit-28 months agoI’d take *red, easy. I’d just explain that it’s just a thing that happens once and I’d be set.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoalso like… many people already live with it lmao the absolute state of people’s digestive health
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 months agoWhoops I meant red. I’d explain the crying thing to my wife once and be done with it.
minus-squareratz30 @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoGreen will quickly result in having no girlfriend though, unless you come up with some scheme to allow you to never poop in the same building as her.
Green
I can handle being the weird dude that takes super loud shits in public bathrooms. That’ll just make people leave me alone.
I can’t handle making my girlfriend feel like shit every time we’re intimate. That would be debilitating to our relationship.
I’d take *red, easy. I’d just explain that it’s just a thing that happens once and I’d be set.
also like… many people already live with it lmao
the absolute state of people’s digestive health
Whoops I meant red. I’d explain the crying thing to my wife once and be done with it.
Green will quickly result in having no girlfriend though, unless you come up with some scheme to allow you to never poop in the same building as her.
Or you explain it