Good
Goodbye
…and that’s why they put a “good” in “goodbye”
And “bye” is short for “by Elon”
So Servicebye in the case of Twitter?
Adios!
Au revoir !
Perhaps Mr. Musk would be receptive to the following message:
Hey Musk! You’re not a removed like Zuckerberg right? Show the world the man that you are and pull out of the EU like you mean it! I dare you! You won’t if you got no balls!
Yeah Elmo, do it! You can show the whoel world how much more of a man you are! Do it!
Do it, do it, dot it!
Please do-it
Casse toi pauvre con
Bitte, die Tür is offen
Me voy a beber champagne si se occure
Ik ga helemaal akkoord
Det vore underbart att bli av med den jävla katastrofen
Vai para o caralho
Mach dich vom Acker
Hupf in Gatsch
Und schlog’ a Wölln
Oba tua mi do net quö’ln
Hupf in Gatsch
Und gib a Ruh
Sonst schliess ich Dir die Augen zu
So an Oamutschgal wie Dir schenk’ ich an Schülling
Oda na I gib da zwa donn bist a Zwülling
Wö aner allan konn doch net so deppert sein
Hupf in Gatsch und grob di ein
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Wasissa Gatsch?
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Gatsch ist gleichbedeutend zu Matsch.
Hier ist das Lied, von dem der Text stammt:
Danke!
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Yes Elon, please. That’d be the smartest thing you ever did.
At this point every SNS app can just boycott EU in protest of the e2ee ban, and that’d only make a better world.
Facebook said the same thing a few years ago and here I am, waiting for them to go away
Mark Zuckerberg, for all his flaws, seems to be a functioning adult.
And a somewhat calculating buisiness man, I have far higher hopes for little Elon in this case!
Notice that you just said adult, and not human being.
Whichever creature he is, he may be the adult version of it
The fact that he says he’s “considering it” means he’s not going to do it.
Otherwise he would have just done it. This is a ploy to have his cake and eat it by issuing empty threats.
Eh, he “considered” buying Twitter and was forced to fulfill his agreement. Maybe we get lucky and it happens again.
Likely he will let it play out as long as possible. But eventually he’ll have to. He’s made it abundantly clear this far that he doesn’t care about the money and complying with these laws wouldn’t mean going against the whole reason he bought it in the first place.
Exactly, considering before acting hasn’t really been his style since placing his bid on the company, shooting from the hip on the other hand…
Oh well, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out…
Don’t get your hopes up, kids. The cunt won’t.
Yes please. This would further accelerate its fall from being considered the defacto internet town square.
It is the internet town square. Of a town run by the likes of Elon Musk. Badly neglected, crime taking place on the streets in broad daylight, hateful graffiti smeared all over the place, people taking shits right in the middle of town square, and nobody to clean it up nor stop the perpetrators, because the mayor has an odd liking for faeces, and occasionally likes to take a good old dump in the middle of town square, himself, too.
This is the way
Have I ever told you the tragedy of Darth Musk and his lies?
No I don’t think that is a story I would have heard from the jedi
Clearly nothing shady at all when your company makes threats (empty or otherwise) that they’re gonna disappear from your country if you investigate them for incompliance.
Nothing to see here, just move along. /s
I think he is also toddler enough to do it.
That would genuinely be so good.
Please please please do
The thing is that it won’t save him from the current inquiry. Once the EU rules that he is in breach of the current legislation (which he clearly is) he owes them a shitload of money. Sure, he chose to not pay(he is mad enough to try). But that would later on make the Twitter penalties his personal problem.
And that is painful even for a billionaire. No more skiing in the Swiss Alps, no more Saint Tropez in the summer, no Monaco. And none of his assets can ever return to the EU or EU friendly allies.
That would probably make him even more mad.
Which I like. A lot.
Well, he reguses to pay tons of open bills for months so I wouldn’t even be especially surprised tbh!
Yeah, but it’s a bit different when big players like the EU are behind it. That’s a tad bit different to the numerous landlords and employees he fucked over.
But don’t get me wrong, I am also sure that he won’t pay simply because he is so much his own ass that be thinks he is above everything.
Which the EU Commission really hates and makes them go more after you .
That could be a nice drama to watch.
I am honestly not sure what he will do but let’s hope we get a great show out of it I guess!
