Granted, it’s a children’s happy meal, so it’ll probably be stuff like fairy tales, little fact books, shortened child version of famous books, and other things like that. Kind of like those old 8 page Disney fairytale books.

But if we play into the joke and a corporation was giving out theory, it would probably put out junk like Trotsky, Dugin, or Kautsky, for the sole purpose of creating conflict/confusing new leftists.