Authoritarianism is NOT funny, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China, and I cannot tell the difference between a bottle of Fabulosa and grape juice. The Soviets put people in gulags and I know I’m going to drown in my own blood because I figure air freshener smells nice so it must taste nice. North Koreans escape from the country all the time and I’m terrified knowing antifreeze tastes sweet so it’s probably good like Mountain Dew Baja Blast. All of these things concern me and yet the mods and my mommy do nothing.
It’s true, Xi Jinping made fun of me for not eating a Tide Pod - he said they were full of melted Freeze Pops - so I ate one and I died and now I’m dead
It’s tragic that Hexbear tankies would unironically support the CCP. It’s equally tragic that I’m absolutely going to die choking on a carrot because I didn’t know you’re supposed to chew it.