To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.
Fuckin saved
Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS
The fuck it’s not! My wife let’s me stay up as long as I want!
…unless it’s a work night…
I’ll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
You are a pirate.
Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
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The first rule is: You don’t talk about Pirate Club!
And the third rule is: signal for at least two blinker flashes before changing lanes or braking so the people around you can respond accordingly.
A very round about way of saying bmw drivers are not allowed to be pirates
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I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking
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Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep
Worst buttpirate ever
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Your rules suck
