A quick rundown of The Onion brief if you missed it/it got pushed to the back with all the other bullshit that’s happened.
You’re the one who asked me if I had sex toys. Seems like you’re framing it just right.
Do you talk about your worries and fears to the fleshlight beside your bed? Do you try and plan a future with the magazine you’ve made sticky?
All to say I don’t care what gets your jollies off (legally of course) but there’s a huge difference between self pleasure and building a life with another human being.
Maybe you’ll experience it some day.
Am a woman - can confirm. It’s such a self own it’s laughable. They didn’t want a partner in the true sense to begin with.
Immediately thought of QI
Oldie but a goldie; Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
It’s just so amazingly on point
All while burning huge swaths of land every year as well as pleading guilty to manslaughter for the deadliest fire of CA history.
We’ve got so many large fires raging that inspectors are spread thin; but I’d put good money on a few being caused by poor infrastructure maintained by PG&E
Also my favorite comic! I have a shirt using this still because my friend knew how much I loved the comic!
I wish I could find the full comic but it was basically small inconvenience leads to large rage haha
I appreciate it fellow friendly internet stranger! Luckily I’m on the other side of a lake for this, so not too much worry. Air quality is rough, but I’ve honestly gotten used to it growing up in Cali. Not the first (or likely last) time I’ve had to deal with raining ash. Closest we get to snow in our area haha
The Airport Fire is very close to me, and just crested the mountain range to be visible on our side. It’s not a CALFire Incident but thankfully they still update reports and evac zones. Fire.ca.gov is the absolute GOAT.
As someone who’s played Destiny since Beta; mood
They’ll all have to be taken to hospital
Connections
Puzzle #447
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Took a break for a while from these, thanks for the reminder!
Most of the buses where I am have a bike rack attached to the exterior, I’ve definitely taken that for granted.
We had a 2 drinks limit at company after hours gigs. Not that bad, but it was apparently because someone drank a bunch and then walked onto a highway. There was also the time the FBI came into the building to ask about a sales guy who took part in 1/6.
There’s a really well done VR mod for this game. It’s actually the only way I’ve played it so far. If you can run Steam VR I highly recommend it! I had to do a reinstall of some stuff so haven’t finished the game yet, but it’s been high on my ‘to-do list’.
Stollen from Lemmy.