permission to post this to lemmygrad? all credit to you of course.

More like your neighbour broke into your house and declared you his slave. When you tried to resist he knocked you out and amputated 4 of your organs claiming they were his all along 🤯.

Nonono, listen bro, it’s because, you see, he had relationships with your mom at some point of her life. So, you, by extend, benefited from this relationship (somehow?) and therefore owe him “a big deal”.

When you called for police, he rambled something about the new world order and proceeded to wave his gun saying he would kill you and every policeman who would try to intervene.

Not so cute story now, is it?