minus-squareTheFlopster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down3·edit-21 year agoI would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity. But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.
minus-squareno banana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 year agoSometimes they’re not that far apart.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoYeah, the fascists currently in control of the GOP are very much capitalists too, for example.
minus-square30p87@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoHe himself does not need money, he’s just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.
minus-squaretheodewere@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down4·1 year agoGod is in real estate… Satan is a capitalist… Jesus just saves…
minus-squareSaltyIceteaMakerlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoIsn’t jesus also god? Like his son but also him?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoI’m pretty sure Satan is a merchantilist.
God is a capitalist
I would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.
But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.
Sometimes they’re not that far apart.
Yeah, the fascists currently in control of the GOP are very much capitalists too, for example.
He himself does not need money, he’s just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.
Why not both?
(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)
God is in real estate… Satan is a capitalist… Jesus just saves…
Isn’t jesus also god? Like his son but also him?
I’m pretty sure Satan is a merchantilist.