What do guys do today? Go to the local sports bar and get loaded and pick fights. Can’t even do Drunken Boxing. Men need a serious overhaul.
I invented Pistol Shrimp style where I punch you so hard you explode
Damn let’s see Bruce Lee’s one inch punch top that.
I have also read Terra Formers and this is one of like 3 things I remember from that series
I’m inventing a fighting style called Corgi
It’s where I run up and snuggle you.
Kill 'em with kindness, I like it.
i also watched kung fu panda. what species is master shifu? does he do rat style or something? chinchilla style? does master oogway do turtle style?
He’s a tanuki
Balls too small
They’re still studying animals: Dolphins, Bears, Bulls, whatever a Packer is, etc
Now Dolphin style kung fu I’d love to see. First underwater fighting style
The style’s greatest weakness is the Trout Pout.
Screaming and punching people with your nose.
whatever a Packer is
Named after their sponsor, the Indian Meat Packing Company waaaay back in the day
The legends go that they would hang their defeated opponents from meat hooks and then sell them to Usinger’s to be turned into living sausages that they’d race for sport
And somewhere out there a bunch of zoo animals sponsored the other professional teams!
The Baltimore Ravens were named after the Raven from The Raven
Yeah, after Poe kicked the bucket, the residual checks started to come in and he wanted to give back to the community
If you want to learn new martial arts styles with totally impenetrable technical terminology check out various larp groups.
I study with sifu joe Rogan doing karate at the wrestle center for several hours a day.
I have learned the following ancient styles
- Cooked Elk Meat
- Shaved Head
- Chimp Kills Old Woman
- Autoerotic Asphyxiation (Frog Kisses the Scorpion)
- Jaime Pulls That Up
