I didn’t want to disappoint him as he’d put his faith in me but I ended up missing all my morning meetings because it took so damn long to set up my computer system.

I woke up sweating and panicking.

Pretty wild ngl.

Anyone else top that?

    • 陈卫华是我的英雄@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 years ago

      If that actually did happen, America would probably nuke the aliens spaceship or offer them the organs of third-world children as a “peace tribute”. And we’ll probably die because humans won’t have any immunity to alien bacteria. Life is harsh sometimes

    • housefinch@lemmygrad.ml
      4·
      2 years ago

      The way first contact went was so smooth too, we were so confused at first since their spacecraft was a giant fungal spore modded for space travel and everything inside was fungal-derived. Took a minute for both sides to realize they were dealing with life they’d encountered in some amounts, but not as entire peoples.