Fidel Castro died of natural causes at the age of 90.
Wrong, he tried to shoot us with the Havana syndrome ray, but we held up a mirror and got him
winning literally any war since the fifties
what did the US win in the fifties? not Korea
I think we won the invasion of Grenada, so that’s one America can be proud of.
I guess Panama. What a bunch of bastards
“Winning” by eternally siphoning public money to war profiteers.
Life expectancies have fallen multiple years in a row lol
Then how do you explain that Joe Biden is currently 142 years old?
Check. Mate.
“The fall in life expectancy magically began decades ago and cannot be blamed on anything or anyone, it’s just simply a fact of life in the best of all possible worlds, also known as the USA.” — liberals
Yeah but no one is trying to stop that, so it isn’t technically a failure
Vietnam.
beating the Soviets to space
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Stopping COVID. Although there wasn’t much of an effort there.
Pete ain’t doing too well with them trains.
To be fair, he had about as much experience with transportation management as most of us do when he got the job.
Could any of us really done any better?
✋ I could have done better
Most rational government selection process
Yes I would’ve just hit the build hslr button because plans have already been put in place all over the country. They just need funding.
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meeting emissions targets for the Paris Accords
he’s really not looking good huh
Now watch as the media spins this into “Good ol Joe still got that fire” lmao
I thought he would for sure die of natural causes during his presidential term but I turned out to be wrong. There’s always a next time though.
there’s still time
Inshallah
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He’s so bad at this. No wonder they barely let him say anything in public.
He has always been utter shit, now he is utter shit with dementia
Yeah, Obummer picked him because he was an old man southern democrat racist who would help re-assure the white racist vote. He’s always been an embarassing dipshit who somehow becomes hypercompetent when it’s time to explore new vistas of human misery.
“We’re gonna cure cancer, Jack!”
Anyone else remember that lol
Prevent a ancient corpse-lich whose primary accomplishments in life are making everything worse from everyone from taking control of the US regime a critical moment in world history?
We fumbled that pretty hard.
FUCK are you telling me Biden has a phylactery??
He threw his Phylactery in the worldwound
An offering to cornpop. To forgive what cannot be forgiven
Bay of Pigs!
In all seriousness angry dementia Biden running around Washington screaming at everyone is a pretty funny timeline. If he wins they should turn him loose on the press
