UltraGiGaGigantic to MemesEnglish · 2 days agoThe numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.imagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1873arrow-down12cross-posted to: anticorporate@lemmy.giftedmc.com
arrow-up1871arrow-down1imageThe numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.UltraGiGaGigantic to MemesEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square25fedilinkcross-posted to: anticorporate@lemmy.giftedmc.com
minus-squareNutWrenchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down1·1 day agoCompany-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!” Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?” Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·1 day agoCompany: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.
Company-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!”
Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?”
Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.