What happened here?
Did you see the mess that overnight left?
They’re getting away!
Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
“Pfff. Mondays, huh?”
Sue the engineer.
“humans make mistakes”
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you’re too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don’t come crying to me, a human, about it
Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
removed, what mess?
“I told you.”
K I quit
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
it wasn’t me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
Time to drink
