added ability to change biological sex

PLEASE

I’d like to be able to alter body hair density based on climate.

i’m not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don’t want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated…

…perhaps we’d do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let’s just leave it like it is and not create horrors.

Remove hangovers

I like baldness and body hair! They should be optional too

For some reason when I read this I read “Reticulating Splines” instead of reinforced spines. I was like wow random sims reference.

What’s the laryngeal nerve and what’s wrong with it?

Let’s also reroute the ulnar nerve, thx

How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like one of those hippopotamus’s who helicopter chops their shit everywhere?

One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance over unexpecting persons waiting in queue

The engineer solution: back to egg laying, which also fixes menstruation

Just divide at a cellular level, nature has already solved this problem! Upstart life forms these days thinking they can reinvent the wheel.

Agreed, that shits rough on people. Impacts of teeth and post-partum. Yet a funny thing there is that we can tell you down to the day you were impregnated by the growth of the fetus.

Next person. Sir drink this stuff to make you shit your brains out and I’m going to shove my finger in your ass to see if we can get a scope of what your insides are like.

TIL
Thanks for the link! This is really awesome.

A lot of Bioluminiscence, but Infrared light as almost in any living be, which we can’t see without special devices.

Structural weakness not only in the lower back, but also in the knees. The human being still has many reminists of an quadruped, as one of the younger species. He still has a way to be optimized as bipedo. Lower back and knees are still not optimized for this, apart of some other static and organic problems. We are still in phase beta.

Yeah, it’s crazy to me that people believe we were “intelligently designed” when our food hole and breathing hole are so close that we can only use one at a time, and that our waste dumping grounds are right next to the amusement park.

This is actually a result of changes to our larynx and stuff, which allows us to make such a variety of sounds when speaking. In other animals (and human babies), the air and food tubes are physically separated at rest. But in humans, our epiglottis can’t properly keep things separate because our larynx is further down in our throat.

So, I’m gonna have to deny this request on the grounds that it will necessarily break the speech feature, which many of our users depend on heavily.

Wasn’t this a compromise that allows speech? Babies can drink and breathe at the same time.

“left user note to pause breathing while swallowing to prevent esophageal trespass when backup breathing interface used for food consumption. No change recommended to emergency breathing access. Closing DOC_UPDATE”

We used to do the vitamin c but then were like its too easy to get elsewhere why bother.

Eternal life is p2w coming with season pass

These days it ain’t looking like a bunch of us ought to live forever.

Wait, you can’t eat and breathe through the same hole?

Exercice helps but 3rd party tool are often still needed.

They just need to eliminate diminishing returns that they introduced back in the beta.

And radio waves!

Don’t body-shame.
(Unless it’s part of some shame kink, but otherwise the ‘tiny vampiric penis’ folk easily takes offence & can swarm you.)