Contrary to some info I’ve seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer “BigBalls” Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it’s just renamed and is private. Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.
https://subium.com/profile/jsweetli.bsky.social/post/3lh7nii7yyk2o
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Since this blew up, you guys can now find out that in addition to the handle BigBalls, he also uses “MostSexy” on platforms like Venmo
There’s people out there qualified with decades worth of experience that can’t find fast food work and some literal child with the username “IceBladez420” gets hired to oversee fucking medicare/medicaid and social security because he liked one of Elon’s tweets.
The goal is to make them do illegal things then say ah man they shouldn’t have done what we told them. Those kids committed a lot of crimes!
Hiring high school kids to run the government is what Melon’s lord and savior Milei did, of course he’s doing it too
high school kids to run the government
Being in the Model UN.Being a top guy in DOGE who gets to fiddle the controls of literally six trillion dollars.
I wonder why libertarians
love to hang out with teenagers so much 
Thats gotta be one of the most failson looking failsons I’ve ever seen
I didn’t expect shorts - but they track.
The year is 2030, DOGE youth are marching me through the street wearing a giant sign around my neck that says “LIBERAL” and “I DOUBTED LORD MUSK”. A 15-year-old crypto bro dumps a bucket of shit on me from an overpass.
Oh my days, where did Elon find these kids
https://bsky.app/profile/edenrobins.bsky.social/post/3lha5whqgps23
DOGE is a fucking daycare
only way elon’s peter pan syndrome ass can feel validated for his 2014 redditor humor is to surround himself with the 4 zoomers dweeby enough to actually find him funny
Maybe the whole combination of smug kid face with broccoli hair will cause the older cohort of chuds to turn on Elon because their irrational hatred of the youth will be too strong to overcome
We can dream.
I’m getting serious “elite catholic high school graduate” vibes
He makes me think of broccoli as a human douchbag.
We need another
Desperately
He could have easily been one of these kids. Maybe one of them will stumble their way to a similar conclusion but I doubt it.
The fucking groypers are in the whitehouse
what is going on here? i feel like no one mentioned what the point is anywhere here
Cruelty is the point. Imagine having your livelihood and contribution to society questioned by a 19 year old Elon orbiter wearing the worst fit you’ve ever seen asking you “what would you say ya do here?”. They’ve asked people to quit and now they are putting them through trials of humiliation to make them accept the severance offer.
I guess I missed the whole thing… I had no idea who this kid was or what he did. We seem to be in a rapid acceleration period now.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“govt tech workers had to defend their work to the (child) Neuralink intern” Twitter strategy on government
oof… wow.
Somehow the least shocking development given the tweets coming out of the official DOGE X account.
I wonder how he got the gig. Maybe it’s actually as stupid as he studied old Reddit posts and to get Elon’s attention - he kept tweeting to him stuff like “Le Epic Post, Sir!” And Elon decided to make him a top Doge guy. I wonder if BigBalls is working for free.
I wonder how he got the gig. Maybe it’s actually as stupid as he studied old Reddit posts and to get Elon’s attention - he kept tweeting to him stuff like “Le Epic Post, Sir!” And Elon decided to make him a top Doge guy. I wonder if BigBalls is working for free.
I’m not sure how, but it’s clear this is a case of trying to line the bureaucracy with bootlicking sychophants that will do anything Musky wants
the “one side of my dress shirt tucked into my gym shorts” is such a manufactured and contrived fashion choice
The kid manager in the second season of Severance is actually too grounded now.
to absolutely no surprise he’s from Connecticut, and New Canaan nonetheless; the wealthiest town in the state with the median income alone nearly triple the national average
This kid can’t even dress up properly, what an embarrassment of a failing empire.
Hitler jugend haircut 2.0
I call all these kids “Brock”, short for Broccoli Head
I’ve never wanted to put someone in a headlock so much in my life.
swirly time
turn that broccoli hair into romanesco
They’re saying he’s ‘The most Zoomer man to ever have lived’
they’re saying they’re all trying to make his head explode with their minds
