Contrary to some info I’ve seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer “BigBalls” Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it’s just renamed and is private. Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.
https://subium.com/profile/jsweetli.bsky.social/post/3lh7nii7yyk2o
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Since this blew up, you guys can now find out that in addition to the handle BigBalls, he also uses “MostSexy” on platforms like Venmo
I didn’t expect shorts - but they track.
The year is 2030, DOGE youth are marching me through the street wearing a giant sign around my neck that says “LIBERAL” and “I DOUBTED LORD MUSK”. A 15-year-old crypto bro dumps a bucket of shit on me from an overpass.