Contrary to some info I’ve seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer “BigBalls” Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it’s just renamed and is private. Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.
https://subium.com/profile/jsweetli.bsky.social/post/3lh7nii7yyk2o
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Since this blew up, you guys can now find out that in addition to the handle BigBalls, he also uses “MostSexy” on platforms like Venmo
The year is 2030, DOGE youth are marching me through the street wearing a giant sign around my neck that says “LIBERAL” and “I DOUBTED LORD MUSK”. A 15-year-old crypto bro dumps a bucket of shit on me from an overpass.