Contrary to some info I’ve seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer “BigBalls” Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it’s just renamed and is private. Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.
https://subium.com/profile/jsweetli.bsky.social/post/3lh7nii7yyk2o
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Since this blew up, you guys can now find out that in addition to the handle BigBalls, he also uses “MostSexy” on platforms like Venmo
Thats gotta be one of the most failson looking failsons I’ve ever seen
I didn’t expect shorts - but they track.
The year is 2030, DOGE youth are marching me through the street wearing a giant sign around my neck that says “LIBERAL” and “I DOUBTED LORD MUSK”. A 15-year-old crypto bro dumps a bucket of shit on me from an overpass.
Oh my days, where did Elon find these kids
https://bsky.app/profile/edenrobins.bsky.social/post/3lha5whqgps23
DOGE is a fucking daycare
only way elon’s peter pan syndrome ass can feel validated for his 2014 redditor humor is to surround himself with the 4 zoomers dweeby enough to actually find him funny