“Well you know it’s a tragedy, these planes are usually so safe, big beautiful aircraft- have you ever been on one? Very nice but the “flight attendants” you have to call them flight attendants now because you get in trouble if you call them a stewardess but that used to be the name of the job! They used to say “I want to be a stewardess when I grow up!” but now they let anyone do it and you have to say the right thing or the left will come after you. The news media. The media will come after me and say “He doesn’t think men should be on airplanes” but I love airline workers. Nobody loves our amazing airline workers more than me and people tell me that all the time”
A lot of it feels very “Initial premise, side tangent, hyper focus about something in the side tangent, finish in the general direction of the initial premise”
This really is amazing. The only other person who I’ve seen do it so well is the guy who does the Trump impressions on Saturday Night Live nowadays, or whoever writes for him at least, if he doesn’t do it himself.
“Well you know it’s a tragedy, these planes are usually so safe, big beautiful aircraft- have you ever been on one? Very nice but the “flight attendants” you have to call them flight attendants now because you get in trouble if you call them a stewardess but that used to be the name of the job! They used to say “I want to be a stewardess when I grow up!” but now they let anyone do it and you have to say the right thing or the left will come after you. The news media. The media will come after me and say “He doesn’t think men should be on airplanes” but I love airline workers. Nobody loves our amazing airline workers more than me and people tell me that all the time”
You really have his cadence down
Lol I’ve spent a lot of time trying to like trace down the threads of his dialogue because it’s so shockingly chaotic
A lot of it feels very “Initial premise, side tangent, hyper focus about something in the side tangent, finish in the general direction of the initial premise”
It’s very much a “This man has had all of the human parts of him replaced with money and nobody has ever corrected or interrupted him” vibe
Trump is like deadpool if all the voices in deadpool’s head had equal access to his mouth.
This is a dangerous road you walk.
10/10 no notes lmao
It’s like I was reading a transcript of the man lol
This really is amazing. The only other person who I’ve seen do it so well is the guy who does the Trump impressions on Saturday Night Live nowadays, or whoever writes for him at least, if he doesn’t do it himself.
Amazing