How have I not seen this cringe yet?
Hear me out, guys. What if, in the distant future, cars are self driving and sentient. And in that same future, what if people riding bikes kept hitting into those sentient cars. And those cars kept getting injured and dying because people riding bicycles kept riding selfishly and going into the car lanes and hitting the poor innocent cars. Those cars would be pretty traumatised by the bicycle people.
Fuck people riding bicycles are fucking dicks.
More like Neil deDUMBASS Tyson lmao gotem
More like Neil NoGrass Tyson lmao gotem
More like Neil Desmellslikeass Tyson lmao gotem
More like Neil De Fullofgas Tyson lmao gotem
I just realised I haven’t eaten any meat in 8 days and only once for all of January. Not even on purpose. Being vegetarian is easier than I thought.
He also tweets yearly about the earth arbitrarily going around the sun when everyone is blasting NYE posts. It’s fucking weird.
What if aliens from the sentient air planet come to earth and see us breathing
What if aliens from the chair planet see us sitting on chairs
What if poop aliens come and see that we flush poop down our toilets
I’d watch a Twilight Zone episode about poop aliens
Astrophysicist thinks baby carrots are infant carrots
“often i’m asked, what if the world was made of pudding, and now we know, if you go into the geological research on this, we know the world isn’t made of putting, but people are still obsessed with this, so i think, okay, imagine the world was made of pudding, first of all, agriculture, which we’ve been doing as a species for longer than recorded history, we wouldn’t be able to FARM, we wouldn’t be able to plant crops or anything like that! and if anything, if the world were made of pudding and somehow no one had realized this, uh, abundant food source sitting right under their feet, then there wouldn’t be enough food to sustain all humanity, let alone other animals. so i think in some ways it’s a very illuminating question but chuckles perhaps not quite in the way these people think.”
This is possibly the dumbest “own” to vegans I’ve ever seen.
“WHAT IF SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM REALITY HAPPENED, I BET YOU’D BE PRETTY OWNED”
Come on, man
Except even in this reality it still makes no sense.
The animals we raise are being fed plants that we grow, so eating animals is just accelerated plant genocide.
But more importantly, I think the aliens that are smart enough to make it to this planet will understand that our planet works differently in how energy flows through our ecosystem. I don’t think the sentient plants that developed space travel capabilities are going to scratch their heads at what an animal is.
“What if there were mushroom people from the mushroom planet”
“They’d be so fucking mad at you for eating shiitake”
“That’s their bro, dude”
“Hand me the brain of that non conceptual pig that demonstrated the ability to do numerical discrimination before i murdered it for food. Yummerz”
Lmao that’s so awesome what a dumbfuck hey did you ever think what if plants were sentient then you’d be the bad one didn’t think of that checkmate vegans
Literally the plot of Troll 2
Neil: “Listen, listen” proceeds to describe what humans do to sentient beings literally fucking right now as somehow a gotcha to vegans
The guy is like a lib saying socialism is bad and then proceeding to describe capitalism as examples of said things lmao.
Oh wow i never considered (hackneyed sci fi premise).
Suppose their was a pig and it had shit falling off its balls
How do people in the Pokémon world know that Bounsweet and Cherubi are sweet?
This the kind of thing you expect your older brother to say after he hits the bong
This is just a nerd version of people trotting out the “Well look at this study that shows plants send chemical signals when they’re in distress, this is the same as dunking chickens in vats of boiling oil.”
Which is an arguement for veganism too, since most plants grown are used for animal feed
70% of farmland is used to create 30% of calories.
This. I’ve seen chuds on social media posting this shit for a while now. Just another case of a lib siding with right wingers.
