We should make a trans bomb, that would give republicans gender dysphoria…
HOMOAB
Let’s start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the GAY BAR, GAY BAR WHOOO
A raging nuclear war.
Gaybraham Lincoln
Halitosis is bad breath. How is that related?
Seems they also had the idea of some ‘flatulence bomb’, with the idea that the enemy couldn’t hide anymore, because they would be smelled from afar
I guess the halitosis thing was kinda the same idea
(Source: all from the Wikipedia article about the gay bomb)
Halitosis is bad breath AND a totally made up disorder.
Unless I am missing something, halitosis is not a disorder, it’s just a symptom, which can have various causes.
The… idea of a chemical warfare agent that causes halitosis is… hopefully dubious.
Turns out I’m wrong. I went to look for a source for what I had said and there’s a common misconception that listerine coined the word for marketing purposes. In reality, it existed before they popularized it. The etymology section of the halitosis Wikipedia article mentions that specifically.
Don’t remember specifically where I’d heard listerine made the word itself but I guess that’s a bending of the truth.
If they use this bomb on you, and you’re already gay, does it make you gayer or does it make you straight?
Gayer, much gayer. lol, not really, but now that we’re all by definition female or non-binary, can we get any gayer? We should try.
Does it overflow and loop back around, making you super straight?
Make love not war?
Problem was it dispersed too quickly in open spaces, it was only effective in confined spaces.
Turn fox holes into foxy holes.
Yes, we need big gov war money we will totally spend on orgies, as literally stated in the allocation for funding.
