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people expect business competition:
panel 1/2: “my lemonade is better” vs “I’ll do it better than you”- Chad on both sides
reality:
panel 3: “I added water to cut cost”- porky
panel 4: “I used urine instead”- smug looking girl with pink hair
hexbear is the best website i have ever websited on
Even more reality:
Capitalist 1: I launched a fascist coup in el salvador to gain easier access for tropical fruits
Capitalist 2: I cut away all my lemonade production to invest in AI
Unironically, I think lemonade made with gamer-girl pee would make a huge profit, regardless of capitalist bullshittery.
But it would never be allowed because of regulations. Still think regulations are cool?
I voted for rfk because i want the unpasteurised gamer girl pee
cw nsfw
to be fair tgirl “lemonaide” should be the official socialism alcohol free drink
am i supposed to cw that or is this a bit im unsure
Issa joke. It’s a very old emote, pretty much the same as the doge horny bonk. I personally wouldn’t have bothered with a CW.
yeah just wanted to make sure i was matching the energy here on bearsite. only so much you can do by lurking
I’d been lurking for 3 years, more or less. You’ll be fine.
volcel police
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Only if the lemonadide contains a cocktail of hormones.
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Also $2/h, no paid leaves, no extra pay for an overtime, no unions.
