my man has hops. what is that, a solid 2.5 inches off the ground? and he incorporated a soyface? he could have been a professional NBA player but he chose to save the world by inventing electric cars. he wouldn’t even have to bribe ME with a horse, i’d suck his dick.
There’s something about the head tilt that makes this photo 200% funnier to me.
Like the body is clearly photographed mid-action. But the head looks like it was taken from him slouching while watching TV and lazily pasted on.
Edit: and he’s soy facing or whatever it’s called. The open jaw smile. Gormless central European peasant dolt face.
my man has hops. what is that, a solid 2.5 inches off the ground? and he incorporated a soyface? he could have been a professional NBA player but he chose to save the world by inventing electric cars. he wouldn’t even have to bribe ME with a horse, i’d suck his dick.