Oh, you’re a polyglot, but what skills do you have?
Oh, you can paint and write music, but what SKILLS do you have?
Oh you design bridges, but what skills do you have?
You know, it’s really interesting you’re a medical fucking doctor, but WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE MOTHERFUCKER?
WHERE ARE YOUR SKILLS? I NEED SKILLS, WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE, YOU ARE SKILLESS, YOU DO NOT FIT IN TO OUR CORPORATE CULTURE, PLEASE PAY US MONEY FOR HAVING TO CONSIDER YOU
Unironically my skill in shitty environments and employments is that I’m a discipline black hole who will lower the entire standard of broom-up-ass behavior expected of people. I will crack jokes, tell stories, and offer everyone hits from my vape